Work sucks, but that's a given. Why go to work - just to listen to people bitch and complain about working.... wait.. that's what I'm doing. Anyway, towards the end of the shift Ezar's girlfriend came in to eat with her two friends.
I first did what any guy walking into 3 girls does, throw a stick of gum in my mouth. Then I open up conversation by shitting on the fact that they are all sitting there drinking Bellini's. For those of you that don't know what that is.... It's champagne and peach puree. Yum, right? Pussy. So after questioning why we aren't going hard yet being that it's 10 something PM by now, I tell them that I don't really remember meeting them the night before because I was in a brownout the night before.
The dirty blonde was the most attractive and sitting in the forth guest spot on the table. (Right to my right) She was thick enough to be attractive as shit, with a breathtaking heiny. I litteraly eye-fucked her until she could read my mind. I made the cheese for them on their table because Ezar saw they were responding well to my clever game of man gets girl.
I shoot the shit, leading into going drinking after this. They are - And want me to come. Well, not just me but the rest of the boys as well. Eastchester Bar is the move for the night, nice little change up. Gentlemen, we're in. Why do I always go out to get the fucking job accomplished. <>
I get Alec and Ezar done with their sidework fast enough, so we can start drinking. I call Oh-D and tell him we have women, and to get out here so we can go. He grabs me and we all meet over at the bars. He's wearing a miami vice tee shirt, hmmm... nice shirt I think to myself.
By the time we get in there all Ezar's girlfriends friends are already talking to various guys around the bar, but walking into a not HEAVILY crowded bar late - is fresh meat. So girls are scoping our man-crew out thirstyly.... and I'm not making this up.
The dirty blonde is chatting it up with some guys, I guess she's the "big deal" - but that's whatever. I'm not thirsty... I just love women. I order a tanguray and tonic the only way I like to drink them.... In a very tall glass.... That runs me 10 bucks, I thought only dough prices were going up? So I get me and my dood a drink. That's 20 plus a tip... Hmm...
We continue downing rounds of shots, Ezar's pumped about walking out with 300 bucks. Alec starts to chat it up with one of the girls who found their way into our heavy shot taking. Tequila. Then Asshole Chris decided to get a round of Blackhouse... who does that... Here we are cruising on Tequila and you wanna through Blackhouse into things!?
Anyway. I'm getting drunk. Naturally. Alec is trying to spit game to this brunette... she wasn't one that was out to dinner but knew all the girls. I interupt their conversation with something along the lines of, "Do you really care what she's saying dood? Girls are barely even people, it can't be that interesting." Alec looked at me not so shocked that, that just happened, but she was a little furious but smiling because she couldn't believe I said that. What a priceless facial expression. I told her, "I'm sorry... but it's just how I feel" . We all took another shot and another dirty blonde they knew came around by now, she was eye-fucking me hard and heavy with that smile on her face.
Everyone is taking forever to organize a shot so I grab her hand from across the heavy circle and pull her to me - we smile a bit and down this shot. I start dancing with her, then she starts dancing with the other blonde girl from dinner. She's looking at me the whole time. I lean into her and tell her she shouldn't tease me like that. And she tells me I can Do anything I want. My reply - "ANYTHING?" I pull back a little bit noticing that her man is ice grilling me and I'm in unfamiliar territory... not knowing who knows who. So I slide back.
We stay talking to girls for the remainder of the night, I don't really remember it that well. I don't remember the ride home much either. And when I woke up in the morning, It took me a few seconds to realize that I did in fact go out the night before.
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