Foreign Accents - No Go.
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One foot up on the railing and half leaned over the bar I tried to get a drink from the best looking bartender moving up and down her bar area. What do you mean womanizer? That's how I get the quickest service. There was a girl to my left side, and some of her friends behind her. Ian was behind me, and he smoothly started getting it in. I couldn't hear a thing. The bar was louder than 2 trains intersectingly passing by, if you were standing between the rails.
I finally managed to get myself a tanqueray and tonic and turned around to break into the party. I said some opening line to get the tongue flowing smoothly, and the girl responded in a heavy accent. I immediately turned myself out of that conversation and abandoned my wing-manning role. I know this isn't everyones feeling, but it's certainly mine. Listening to a woman's accent is like stabbing yourself in the ear with a sharpened pencil.
Don't get me wrong. I understand that accents are just a common part of life and the culture that you're from but it's just not attractive. Unless you're whispering in my ear, how bad you want to catch it - I'm definitely not in.
Some accents are heavy with the grunts. Some accents are heavy in a higher pitch. Some accents are preventing me from getting my dick hard! ;p Just playing, well.... actually not really. Boogie signing out.
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