Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know your first response is probably... what the fuck is wrong with Jae?! Where you wanna start? Lol. Spring break happened on South Beach, as well as my steady flow of Bombay and Tonics.

As we lay on the beach my ass is apparently hanging out to which I hear, "Jae, your ass is quite hairy, we should wax it." Of course me having fun respond... sure; not expecting them to follow through with this.

A week later my door is barged down and 3 women with wax strips get me. good.