"Under Arrest... Again?"

After shot's of tequila and hot sauce, more tequila, and a few beers I still was way to descent. You know when you're just having those strong days when you're just not affected by the heavy amounts of liquor going into you're system?

We made way to Black Bear after pregaming at the Melting Pot and AppleBee's for light drinks. I was still feeling sober, but only had light drinks at the bar. At some point Dave wanted to smoke a cigarette and I wanted to get my hat out of marina's car before I forgot it. We go outside.

Upon re-entry the bouncer says that he (Davo) can't come back in. Me being pretty sober and reasonable asked why he couldn't get back in, "I've been with him the whole night and he hasn't done anything?" The bouncer tells me to talk to the guy in the middle of the bar that said he can't get in.  He tells me "his pants have been low all night and no one wants to see his ass." 

Dave having the drinks in the system pulls his hand up to point at the guy half way across the room and begins to scream out a "Fuuc --  --- ". But that's all that came out. The bouncer pushes him out the door, tackles him to the floor, and hits him in the back a few times. I'm pulling the bouncer off of him screaming that he didn't hit you. Moment's after this I'm thrown back, and 8 cops deliver a light beating and heavy pressage of a face to the floor. Dave's face of course.

I call out the cops on Excessive force, which only further angers them. One on the power trip storms over to me with his billy club and points it telling me to leave the area before I get arrested for disorderly conduct. I tell him that I don't have to leave the area on a public street. He tells me that if I cross past where he's standing he's gonna arrest me. I point at the cop hitting Dave with his club and tell him, "Look at that shit. That's fucking excessive force!"

The officer that's supposed to be serving and protecting throws me against Marina's car, which is conveniently parked right outside of the bar. I'm definitely too sober for this and thinking way to clear.... That's how I know that this is completely ridiculous. I'm not resisting or anything because I know that's just gonna be worse for everyone. He pulls my arm well over my head, I didn't even know my arm could twist that direction without breaking...

I get tossed into the back of the squad car as some dumb westchestarian girl slightly laughs. (no offense to my westchester girls). I just smirk like people are stupid. As the officer gets in the car and I know it's only a minute and a half drive to WPlains Police Station, I flex my arm around my back and pull my phone out of the holster. I quickly send Marina a Text saying, "I'm arrested. Have your keys. Butlst just happened. I'm in a cop car." That was simply the most remarkable thing I made happen all night. I get it sent off the moment the car pulls into the station.

Bail is 100, each. I thought they were going to pull up the fact that I probably have a warrant out for my arrest - but thank god they didn't check/it didn't come up. (Thanks MTA Police.)

The best question of the rest of the night was, "Jae, How'd you text me from in the cop car." 
Thanks Marina.
  Just Boogie, Signing out.....


1 comments:

Anonymous said...

You always end up in something crazy jae! ;p