Girls that are friends. Girlfriends. Without the cuffs. What a wonderful idea. How do you stay friends with a girl that you want to fuck, and not take it to that next level? How can you look at every curve on her body but know that she is a cool girl and the moment you do get in, you know you'll drop her.

Do we see a dilemma here? If you are anything like me, which you probably aren't - you know you have no attention span for women... nor value their opinions. What out weighs what? Do you sleep with the girl that you know is extremely compatible to your friendship tastes and hope things don't become awkward or old news? Or do you man up and put your dick back in the hole you naturally have cut in your trousers?

For me having girls that are friends is extremely familiar territory. For me having girls that are friends that I have already hooked up with is even more extremely familiar to me. It's sort of like having a walking showcase of what you've already smashed alongside you. I mean, do you guys actually talk to girls that you wouldn't hook up with? Lets be realistic and say any friend of yours that you have that's a girl you have hooked up with, or been shut down by and know where it is staying.

The Friend Zone -
This is what you nice guys fall into. It's basically a safety net for women to keep you around as to deter any other men they don't feel like beating off with a stick. This is you automatically letting yourself become cock-blocked without a fight.

Luckily, I am a professional at not getting stuck in the friend zone. I rather never talk to you again than be stuck in this dessert of no poon. The simple trick is, no matter how much you are being pushed into this zone the dirty jokes just don't stop. The subliminal words that you use to put girls in the mood (moist, wet, hard, rough, moans) have to consistently be applied when around them. The hitting on just can't stop. Or you might as well stop your heart because you'll be just as dead in the friend zone.

Perhaps a little scattered thought, but welcome to the bible gentlemen.

Signing out..... Just Boogie