This is actually true. It's simple mathematics, but in word form. Women say no. But what they actually mean is yes.

Nice guys finish last, and that's a fact. In fact... if you have no clue that no means yes, $10 says you are a virgin for a good reason. Close this window and go back to your exclusive collector set G.I. Joe dolls.

I think it's everyday that I run into a woman who definitely tells me no. But good thing I know that women want to put up this imaginary subliminal fight that they know they are going to eventually give into anyway, most likely so you won't think they are a whore. Or maybe just so they can see how bad you really want it. It's a test. And if you don't pass it, you aren't alpha-male status.

I love women, and I love when they say no. And then wind up bra and pantied in my bed minutes later. Here are some common things you should completely disregard.

"I don't know if I want to do this."
"I can't"
"You should stop."
"You need to stop."
"Don't go there."
"I'm going to call the police."

Well.... maybe not the last one, but you get the gist gentlemen. When she says no, and pushes you away what she means is get closer, and try harder. This is the good fight. Then again my boys tell me they'll mail me porno's while I'm sitting in prison.

Signing out.... Just Boogie