Apparently, people think I'm going to blurt something out like an asshole at the points where one shouldn't. Like when Lisa Daniels (MSNBC News Anchor) is giving a lecture about how she got to where she is at now in the auditorium.

You have no clue how badly I wanted to drop during the question and answer session, "IT'S ANCHORMAN! NOT ANCHORLADY!" I actually didn't do that this time. I'm not always that innappropriate... So why do you all always think it's coming? Either way, women should not be in the news room.

Regardless, after her speech about doing ANYTHING to get where you need to get, we wound up headed over towards a conference room where I got to eat with her. My ADD began taking over me and I started getting back on my funny business. Everyone was talking to each other about how my comments are very much not at the right time - But like I'm going to listen.

At the end of our lunch we were walking out. I just had to tell Mrs. Daniels that if she is "ever looking to do a story on a single man, enduring the hardships of womens' harshness in a cold cold world", we can make something happen.

I left. Others laughed not believing my stupidity. But I entertained myself more than anything.