Don't you hate the shit out of that guy that talks a lot about all the moves he is making, and how much money he has stacked; but he is sitting on his Boost mobile phone, attached to a charger because his battery is so old that it doesn't retain charge. His brand new Mac laptop is about four years old easily, and doesn't work because it's bought out the back of a car trunk?

As I've been sitting here securing my future writing essays, out the corner of my ears I have heard this bum call through his contact list at least twenty people. Most which didn't pick up the phone for him. Others that did pick up, short answered his conversations only to cause him to rush his words as they rushed him off the phone.

Every person he called he must have tried to let know that he is getting rid of his car, and thinking about buying the Chrysler 300, Only not to be able to drive, because he made it apoint of letting the people around him know that the judge took his liscense for 6 months.

Upon his computer not working on top of everything else, asshole decides he is going to start banging on the keyboard a million and a half times until I had to let him know... "Fam, you're really killing me with that, please?" to the point where he responded in the I think I'm the man attitude, he talked some shit to me, and gave me a wink in the middle of his statement. You know the "I'm the man wink" and "very smooth as well." Which asshole was neither if you haven't gotten that feeling already.

"Don't pretend to be something that your not, and that goes for all of
you."
- Starsky & Hutch